NEXT STOP: QUARTER-LIFE CRISIS
ihopericksantorum:

Hipster cannibal

ihopericksantorum:

Hipster cannibal

musicalmelody:

ragecomics4you:

Well, damn.

Is this pomp and circumstance?

musicalmelody:

ragecomics4you:

Well, damn.

Is this pomp and circumstance?

Hores should be free

shitmystudentswrite:

Hores should not be tamed.  Hores should be kept wild and free.  If a hore gets caught she will kick you in the face.

magicalnaturetour:

Physiognomy by ~Ksuksa-Raykova :)

no big deal, bro.  just doing some pull ups.

magicalnaturetour:

Physiognomy by ~Ksuksa-Raykova :)

no big deal, bro.  just doing some pull ups.

maxistentialist:

Han Nguyen:

“Amercia‬” is one reason why the Romney campaign needs a new copy editor. Here’s another.


surprise.  no one fixed it yet either.

maxistentialist:

Han Nguyen:

“Amercia‬” is one reason why the Romney campaign needs a new copy editor. Here’s another.

surprise.  no one fixed it yet either.

travelingcolors:

Trinity College Library, Dublin | Ireland (by Irish Welcome Tours | via derangedbutterfly)

Aside from being absolutely gorgeous, with two story dark wooden arches, this is also the largest library in all of Ireland. It serves as the country’s copyright library, where a copy of all new books and periodicals must be sent when they apply for copyright protection. The library is also home to the famous Book of Kells, an illuminated manuscript created by Celtic monks around the year 800.

travelingcolors:

Trinity College Library, Dublin | Ireland (by Irish Welcome Tours | via derangedbutterfly)

Aside from being absolutely gorgeous, with two story dark wooden arches, this is also the largest library in all of Ireland. It serves as the country’s copyright library, where a copy of all new books and periodicals must be sent when they apply for copyright protection. The library is also home to the famous Book of Kells, an illuminated manuscript created by Celtic monks around the year 800.

Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”. “Friendzone” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “no”.
(via monkeyknifefight)
Zombie apocalypse coming soon

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

FUCK

Manhattanhenge times for 2012.

Arrive a half-hour earlier than the times given below.

Manhattanhenge: half sun on the grid

Mock-up of the half sun on the grid during Manhattanhenge.

Half Sun on the grid:

Tuesday, May 29 — 8:17 P.M. EDT

Thursday, July 12 — 8:25 P.M. EDT

Manhattanhenge: full sun on the grid

Mock-up of the full sun on the grid during Manhattanhenge.

Full Sun on the grid:

Wednesday, May 30 — 8:16 P.M. EDT

Wednesday, July 11 — 8:24 P.M. EDT

For best effect, position yourself as far east in Manhattan as possible. But ensure that when you look west across the avenues you can still see New Jersey. Clear cross streets include 14th, 23rd, 34th. 42nd, 57th, and several streets adjacent to them. The Empire State building and the Chrysler building render 34th street and 42nd streets especially striking vistas.

Neil deGrasse Tyson wrote this, ya’ll.

maddieonthings:

Mummy Maddie

maddieonthings:

Mummy Maddie

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smitty-kitty:

I just need to post this everywhere.

OH MY GOD.

aplacetolovedogs:

What a sweetie cutie!

aplacetolovedogs:

What a sweetie cutie!