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letter i wrote to abraham lincoln in the third grade: transcript: Feb. 19, 1997 Dear Abraham Lincoln, You where a great 16th presadent.  You always told the truth nomatter what.  But then someone shot and killed you.  So now you are dead. Erin

letter i wrote to abraham lincoln in the third grade:

transcript:

Feb. 19, 1997

Dear Abraham Lincoln,

You where a great 16th presadent.  You always told the truth nomatter what.  But then someone shot and killed you.  So now you are dead.

Erin

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